Put this on your page if
you are one of these people: If someone tells you "dont look now"
but you do anyways. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you
never realized Blue was a GIRL. *it took me years*
If you cant stand to hear your own voice in videos or recording. If
you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then
leave. If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come
back. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a
difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how
full it is. If you stand in the
shower
for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you hate
getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you haven't lost
it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you stop the microwave
before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you hate it
when you think of a really good comeback after the argument is
over. If you love it when teachers get off track and
tell you stories about their life. If you hate when teachers say
"From all the talking, I assume everyone is
done."
6 true things about
life:
1. You can't
stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time,
it's a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots,
after reading #1, will try it...
3. And discover
#1 is a lie.
4. You are
smiling now because you are an
idiot.
5. You will soon
put this on your page.
6. There is
still a stupid smile on your
face.
I am
the girl that doesn't go to
school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a
corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look
through when I
say anything.
I am the girl that spends most
of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that
most teenagers wouldn't
call normal.
I am the girl that doesn't
spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a
girlfriend on a cell phone or regular
phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been
asked out before.
I am the girl that stops to smell the flowers
and jump and splash in the
rain.
BUT
I
am also the girl who knows and is proud to be
who she is, doesn’t care if people call her
weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading
and writing and doing the things that no
one seems to have the time to do any more, who can
express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her
and knows the importance of the little
things. 93% of American/Canadian teens
would have a severe emotional breakdown if
someone called them a freak. If you're a part of
the 7% who would ask the person:
"What was your first clue?” Copy this onto your
profile
Some
ways to maintain a healthy level of
insanity:
1.at
lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice
3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries
with that
4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious
face
7.specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9 don t use any punctuation
10.sing along at the opera
11.go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont
rhyme
12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical
sounds all day
13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party
cuz ur not in the mood
14.Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock
Bottom
15.when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i
won!"
16.when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!
17.
AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN
UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.
Some people say they are big readers.
That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to
tell is if they,
1): Suddenly gasp when something exciting or
unexpected happens in the book.
2): Start talking to the book because that's not how
they want the book to go.
3): Hurl the book across the room when one of their
favorite characters dies.
4): Bawl at a sad part (like when someone someone
else loves dies)
5): Laugh hysterically at some parts in the
book.
Copy and paste this if you are one of these
people
How to annoy people on the elevator
(or scare them to death)
1. Announce in a
demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
2. Ask, “Did you hear
that cable snapping sound?”
3. Drop a pen and wait
until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s
mine!”
4. Hold the elevator
door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day
been?”
5. Hum the theme to
Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a
corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something
ticking.
7. Make explosion
noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding
a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was
glued on the door when I came in.”
9. Scribble furiously
on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to
look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another
passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower
to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator
doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me
out!"
12. When there’s only
one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
13.When the elevator
doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic,
they’ll open again!"
14. Post this on your
page if you think this is funny!
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I
cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor
of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the
wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs
on yuor pgae.
I
am the kind of girl who is not ashamed of how she
looks
I
am the kind of girl who would rugby tackle a boy if she felt like
it
I
am the kind of girl who knows she does not need a ton of makeup on
her face to look pretty
I
am the kind of girl who is not ashamed to tell people about her
faith
I
am the kind of girl who does not care if someone is
fat
I
am the kind of girl who will punch someone if they are rude or
hurtful to my friends or even to someone i don't
know
I
am the kind of girl who will beat someone senseless if they abuse
an animal
Copy
this onto your page if you are this kind of
girl.
WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN
AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE
READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE
LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL
THEM. WE
CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING
IT. WE
PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY
PULL. WE
SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS
SAID. WE
HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE
CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE
HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE
CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT
IS. WE
TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE
SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN
LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED,
WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO
SLEEP. WE
TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE
BEEPS,CLOSE
THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS
ON,TRY
AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT
THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU
ARE
This is the eye test.look for the Lower case L
and you will be Kissed tommorrow! LLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLL. Now look
for the N This is really hard. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.Now find
the mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ wish of something you
really want after the count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now put this
on your page and your wish will come true!You have 19 minutes! or
what you wished will be theopposite
Takes like 3 minutes and try this... it will
freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky
outcome.Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a
try!
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually
choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with
your first instinct.Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read
ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a
column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down
any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names
of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
NO LOOKING AHEAD OR IT WONT TURN OUT
RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th
and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this
game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very
well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number
3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR
mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about
life.
NOW...put this on your page within the hour you
read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it
will become the opposite
(It works,
trust me.)