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by a stranger december 2012
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3 210 points
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January 2015
Unless.....?
And you DO realize you spelled "realize" with an S, right.......? ^-^
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unclassified
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January 2015
a stranger
I do realise this and I spelled it like that on urpose because that's the BRITISH way of spelling *mutters something in Elvish*
And *cough* unless (God, switching languages is difficult...) oh wait, you should know the ways to get my attention
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3 210 points
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January 2015
Perfect.
*pulls away tarp/cover thingy to reveal a life-size statue of Legolas made of CHOCOLATE.*
How's that?
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unclassified
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January 2015
a stranger
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. SInce it's CHOCOLATE (Not that I'd normally be complaining) A: I'd eat/ therefore destory HIS BEAUTYYYYY and B: He'd melt. And that's not good.
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3 210 points
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January 2015
Hm! Well then..... How about, I make TWO, so you can eat one and admire the other. And the second one won't be chocolate. Sound good?
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January 2015
a stranger
.....Agreed....
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30nd
3 210 points
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January 2015
*creates another one made of licorice for the body and waffles for the hair, the eyes made of candy* Better?
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321nd
778 points
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January 2015
None of us do 
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January 2015
a stranger
Still has the issue of being food....
And she's serving her King...
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30nd
3 210 points
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January 2015
*sighs and turns it to stone*
Just you wait, soon I will be your Queen and you will serve ME..... We'll all have turns being ruler. :3
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January 2015
a stranger
.....Better. And maybe. No promises. Unless you need me to fight. Or steal something.
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3 210 points
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January 2015
I could make you my Royal Knight and protect us, serve your Queen in battle.
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January 2015
a stranger
......Do I get paid?
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30nd
3 210 points
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January 2015
Possibly. Would you prefer to be paid in food or money?
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January 2015
a stranger
Both. NO, GEMS MADE FROM PURE STARLIGHT.
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3 210 points
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January 2015
.... Alright, alright, I think that can be arranged. If I do, when my time comes will you serve me as Queen?
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January 2015
a stranger
.....If I get my gems made of pure starlight AND YOU DON'T GO BACK ON YOUR WORD LIKE A CERTAIN DWARF KING
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30nd
3 210 points
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January 2015
And what word would that be?
Please darling, I'm not one to go back on my promises....
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unclassified
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January 2015
a stranger
That I get gems. Of starlight. This is important.
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unclassified
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January 2015
a stranger
*draws sword and points it behind me threateningly, refusing to turn to look at Brittney* Who are you and why are you here in the castle? Friend or Foe?
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January 2015
a stranger
*puts sword back, turning to face you* .....Gandalf you say...? Therefore I'm ASSUMING there's multiple people, you're on a journey of some sort and are seeking the help of the Elves despite some people in your group and he's going to abandon you a few times on your journey and then conveniently appear when you need him.
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January 2015
a stranger
*whispers* Yesss..... *Loudly* WE MUST THROW A RAVE TO WELCOME THESE NEWCOMERS!
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778 points
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January 2015
Erm, a rave...?
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January 2015
a stranger
A rave, you know, loud music, great party... Food... Glow sticks... Y'know. A rave.
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778 points
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January 2015
Basically a party?
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January 2015
a stranger
Yes. With louder music and more strobe lights and glow sticks.
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