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 Last post wins
by a stranger december 2012
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
Nooooooo~ *starts backing away*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
...... Caaaaaarrefuuuuuullll......... *eyes turn dark red, staring into your's without blinking at all, reaching one hand out for food*
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*I reach out with my fork, prepared to stab your hand with it if needs be* No one gets between me and my beloved pancakes....
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
..... It's either the pancakes.... Or YOU..... *hisses baring sharp fangs, still reaching out for food and slowly approaching* Lend me some food, Kai...... Please.........?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*Hisses, fangs extending as I do so, stabbing at you with my fork*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*Swiftly takes hand back and grabs you by the throat* Don't make me do this, Kai..... All I want is a share of the food, and all is well....... So simple..... Wouldn't you say.....?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*Puts my feet on your stomach and pushes off* NO ONE. Gets between. Me. And my. PANCAKES!
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
I'M HUNGRY ONII~CHAN!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU SHARE?!?!?!? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHARE?!?!?!?!
*crosses arms and sits alone in dark corner, bringing my knees to to my chest and resting my head on them with tears streaming down face*
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*Continues eating my endless magical pancakes like nothing happened*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*Continues sobbing, cheeks turning red* What'd I do wrong..... >~< All I wanted was something to eat......
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
You should know better than to come near my Pancakes Nee~Chan.... Bad things happen when people come near my pancakes. *giggles with a fake innocence*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
.... *slowly leans over against corner wall, crying* Why can't you share..... please....? Onii~Chan... Please.....?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*Gollum-like voice* MY PANCAKES! *Hisses*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*whimpers quietly, eyes filling up with more tears* I bet you care more about the food than you do about me.... Don't you...?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
....No..... I just REALLY LIKE PANCAKES.... More than a majority of people..... Eheh...
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*Sniffs* And what about me...? Am I part of that "majority of people"?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
.......I'm tempted to say yes to see what will happen....
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
..... Heartbroken...... *closes eyes and slumps over on the floor, face covered in tears*
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
........Pancakes~ *Continues eating never-ending pancakes because I have a never-ending stomach*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*Continues to lay on the floor in tears, sobbing slowly getting quieter while watching you eating*
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
Don't even think about it Nee~Chan. I'm armed. *smiles sweetly*
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
Oh? *lifts head up and raises eyebrow evilly* Armed with what? Your ginormous appetite?
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
I have a fork. I have a VERY SHARP fork. And I am known for stabbing people with forks.
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
Oh Is that all? Too bad that's not enough to protect your food from me.... poor Onii~Chan... *suddenly appears standing a few yards distance behind you with arms crossed and four pancakes in hand, holding them up as if they were playing cards, one eyebrow raised with a smile.* Heheheheheh~
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*appears behind you, taking back the pancakes and whispers* You underestimate my power~
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*appears behind you again and reaches over your shoulder, taking back the pancakes and taking a bite out of them before whispering in your ear* You underestimate mine as well, Onii~Chan.
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
*twirls a bottle of a blue potion between my fingers* Oh do I? Those were decoys~
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
And so was I. *Waves greeting from my standing place over by a full-length mirror, narrowing my eyes at the other 'me' over there with the supposed pancakes* I am the real me of course...
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unclassified
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November 2014
a stranger
.....But you do the exact same thing as your reflection.... And VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE REFLECTIONS.
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34nd
2 828 points
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November 2014
*whacks you upside the head* How many times do I have to tell you I'M NOT FULLY VAMPIRE!!!! I'M A MIX AND I STILL HAVE MY REFLECTiON!!!
*other 'me' gasps from other side of you* Don't be so rude to Onii~Chan!!
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