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by a stranger november 2013

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November 2013
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yea but I mean saying this stuff about blonde Barbie dolls is kinda offensive to blondes wouldn't you be offenside if people made fun of you kind of hair and what your hair means about you
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November 2013
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briebree I am blonde, and yes, even if you change this, I find this VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY OFFENSIVE
So... because of something I can't change, you're better then I am?

see even briebree agress with me that saying this is offensive
heathercj
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December 2013
I'm a Natural Strawberry-Blonde, but I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke. I just don't take it seriously. I know that there's nothing dumb about Blondes. I find them funny. The thing about Blondes being dumb started with Marilyn Minroe, who acted kinda crazy/strange in some people's opinions, and they got "crazy" and "dumb" mixed up, so there was a stereo-type made about Blondes being dumb. I'm Blonde and I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke, but I can still see how some people might find this offensive anyways.
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December 2013
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heathercj I'm a Natural Strawberry-Blonde, but I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke. I just don't take it seriously. I know that there's nothing dumb about Blondes. I find them funny. The thing about Blondes being dumb started with Marilyn Minroe, who acted kinda crazy/strange in some people's opinions, and they got "crazy" and "dumb" mixed up, so there was a stereo-type made about Blondes being dumb. I'm Blonde and I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke, but I can still see how some people might find this offensive anyways.

What is a strawberry blonde?
heathercj
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December 2013
It's kinda like between a Redhead and a Blonde. When my hair gets wet, more of the red is visible. When it's dry, It's darker underneath and brighter/blonder on the outside with natural verigations/highlights.
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December 2013
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a stranger Blondes aren't dumb they are unique.They are energetic but can be ditzy.But it doesn't mean they are dumb.

Thank you
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December 2013
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a stranger Blondes aren't dumb they are unique.They are energetic but can be ditzy.But it doesn't mean they are dumb.

One of my best friends is a blonde, and she's in advanced reading and advanced math.
While the jokes are funny, why do we have to use blondes? Why not say "a girl" instead?
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December 2013
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Or, instead of "a girl" (in which I am!) use "a guy"!
Snuffles2222
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December 2013
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I am sort of blonde, with very blue eyes, and I don't take this offensive. It's a stereotype. Sure, if they were naming people, it would be time to stop, but it's just a random blonde that is supposedly not smart. I mean, if you gave a mouse cheese, it would die, but no one ever gave a care about that, right?
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December 2013
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why you all find this offensive i dont understand. my two best friends are both blonde and they love blonde jokes more than the average person.
briebree
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December 2013
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Snuffles2222 I am sort of blonde, with very blue eyes, and I don't take this offensive. It's a stereotype. Sure, if they were naming people, it would be time to stop, but it's just a random blonde that is supposedly not smart. I mean, if you gave a mouse cheese, it would die, but no one ever gave a care about that, right?

well, they don't all have to be blonde. They could say 'a person' or 'a girl' or 'a guy' or something, they don't have to say 'a blonde'
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February 2014
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everybody is right i am stupid and i should never have been born and now i want to die because i am an idiot and nobody likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snuffles2222
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February 2014
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a stranger everybody is right i am stupid and i should never have been born and now i want to die because i am an idiot and nobody likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa, please cool it. No one deserves to die, please don't be so dang dramatic.
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March 2014
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I am a blond and I don't find it offensive I can acutely read 164 words per minute and my mom say's that I am a very smart girl and it is just some random person so I don't find it offensive or mean so cool it no won deserves to die.
Snuffles2222
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March 2014
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a stranger I am a blond and I don't find it offensive I can acutely read 164 words per minute and my mom say's that I am a very smart girl and it is just some random person so I don't find it offensive or mean so cool it no won deserves to die.

Exactly. I don't find it offensive at all. If they are aimed at me, you get a knife in your head. >.< But if they are just a good blonde joke for laughs, I don't mind. I love listening to them. ^^
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March 2014
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a stranger Blondes aren't dumb they are unique.They are energetic but can be ditzy.But it doesn't mean they are dumb.

I know! Im blonde,but thank you for changing the blonde to barbie everyone!
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April 2014
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Its just a sterotype. And there JOKES! If they were sayind so and so it would b completly different
LOVEHORSES!
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April 2014
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Okay, just . just, okay, STOP THE PAGE!
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May 2014
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Its noy pionting names. As long as they dont say names its fine
Miggles
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May 2014
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Ecuse me, I'm blonde. This is Very insulting.
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May 2014
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Ok ife we use barbie can we continue?
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November 2014
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This is offensive and just very dumb blonds are amazing why would they make blond jokes its rude mean and well STUPID!!!!
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November 2014
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You guys are taking these jokes way to serious. I truthfully wouldnt care if it were a joke about my hair color or what not. What does it take for you people to get that its not about you or anyone for that fact.
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November 2014
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Snuffles2222 Don't do that, LOL, that is extremely rude and Lolcat did it to me once and ten Mondays later, GUESS WHAT? I am alive and cursing the day you guys were ever born

don't say that
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November 2014
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a stranger Blondes aren't dumb they are unique.They are energetic but can be ditzy.But it doesn't mean they are dumb.

that's right
unclassified
November 2014
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Snuffles2222 Whoa, please cool it. No one deserves to die, please don't be so dang dramatic.

thank ya
Snuffles2222
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November 2014
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a stranger don't say that

I'm so sorry, I got really angry. I didn't mean that.
Dangerpack
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February 2015
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heathercj I'm a Natural Strawberry-Blonde, but I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke. I just don't take it seriously. I know that there's nothing dumb about Blondes. I find them funny. The thing about Blondes being dumb started with Marilyn Minroe, who acted kinda crazy/strange in some people's opinions, and they got "crazy" and "dumb" mixed up, so there was a stereo-type made about Blondes being dumb. I'm Blonde and I still don't mind a good Dumb Blonde joke, but I can still see how some people might find this offensive anyways.

mine is too...
unclassified
February 2015
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Please continue, these are hilarious. And I'm a blonde. My report card scores are Science: 100
Math: 100 Gym: 100 Social Studies : 98 Langue Arts: 98. ( I'm in advanced Middle School Classes) Blondes are smart, so these jokes aren't true, they're just funny! Don't take it seriously. Do you think brunettes like being called nerds? I have some brown in me too, so it goes both ways. I find this hilarious! And, they did change it to Barbie..
Dangerpack
548nd
598 points
February 2015
ken texts Barbie it says
" spell flamingo."
she responds
"ok flanigoers"
ken
"what is that!?!"
Barbie
"u told me to spell it!"
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