Just a reminder: I was babysqid, forgot my password and... tada! 

Hello there!

I...like...DOGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and GETTING FREE RUBIES FOR NO REASON ON THIS BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS 

If you think of a pun, tell me and I'll make a wall of puns.

Me: *gets hit with door*

Friend: Laughs*

Me: You know why I got hit with that door?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I'm a"door"able 

Friend: Oh God

Me: Sorry it just hit me

Pun by: Lizard 4568

Why can't a bike support itself?

Because it's two-tired.

Pun by: CHICKEN10

Math puns are a SINE to a big problem.

Stop before I SUBTRACT you from my life.

That'll just ADD to his sadness. 

Puns by: awesome71242