Hi!  Nice to meet you. I'm Lila. I'm American, a little annoying, and catching me online is a dice roll. Auf Weidersehen.

Attention! I a selling Leo and the P1 pair. Make an offer. Message me if you are interested.

 I'm always looking for Sparrow Feathers. Message me if you are selling. 

I contact people directly and ask if they would be willing to sell something. I understand that the only sales forum is public, and realize that others may by the object/animal before me. I do not expect a reserved sale, and the person I am buying from must also understand that I may not be the person who buys the animal/object, only that the object/animal will be bought very quickly after being put for sale.

Basically, it's a "If you are selling ______, I will buy."

I am strange that way. Feel free to ask me if you want.

http://www.bunnyrace.com/course/voir/844936

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cp6mKbRTQY&list=RD6Cp6mKbRTQY

Fair warning: I'm a bit talkative.

Somewhat Quirky (maybe) words of advice. and other things I want on my page:

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Quotes:

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - No clue who said that

Every journey begins with a single step - No clue who said that

Women are like angels... when men break our wings we simply continue to fly... on broomsticks. -Unknown

"I'm weird. Everyone is. Without weirdness we'd be boring." -Unknown

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths." - Unknown

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -Kay (Men in Black, the first movie)

Fear of falling is irrational, fear of hitting the ground isn't. - Me and many others.

Put this on your page if you are one of these people: If someone tells you "dont look now" but you do anyways. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. *A girl... who knew?*  If you cant stand to hear your own voice in videos or recording. If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave. If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is. *So... every day to me, not for the reason you would think.* If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument is over. *(happens every time)* If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."  My note: I am usually silently doing my work when teachers say that.

(the first time I read this I only read the first one and then said "no, it is not impossible" and then demonstrated to my mom, after about five minutes she still hadn't said anything so I stopped and asked why she hadn't said anything. she asked if I read them all and I said "No..." then I read the rest and was sitting there shaking my head muttering "I am so stupid" over and over.)

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I'm the girl that you walk past and can't help staring, not because she's pretty. The girl who you see reading and having sudden outbursts at her book. Who is kept in, then you see her later and she's very loud and can have a good time. The girl who you can't put a finger on it, but you call her crazy and weird when the nice word is quirky. I'm that girl most people stay away from. But guess what. I don't really care. Post this on your page if you can say the same thing.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say anything.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that stops to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT

I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. 93% of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person: "What was your first clue?” Copy this onto your profile

Some ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1.at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice
3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious face
7.specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9 don t use any punctuation
10.sing along at the opera
11.go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme
12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party cuz ur not in the mood
14.Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"
16.when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!

17. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.

 

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they, 

1): Suddenly gasp when something exciting or unexpected happens in the book. 

2): Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 

3): Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 

4): Bawl at a sad part (like when someone someone else loves dies)

5): Laugh hysterically at some parts in the book.

Copy and paste this if you are one of these people

How to annoy people on the elevator (or scare them to death)

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me out!"

12. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

13.When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"

14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny!

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I am the kind of girl who is not ashamed of how she looks

I am the kind of girl who would rugby tackle a boy if she felt like it

I am the kind of girl who knows she does not need a ton of makeup on her face to look pretty

I am the kind of girl who is not ashamed to tell people about her faith

I am the kind of girl who does not care if someone is fat

I am the kind of girl who will punch someone if they are rude or hurtful to my friends or even to someone i don't know

I am the kind of girl who will beat someone senseless if they abuse an animal

Copy this onto your page if you are this kind of girl. 

(This is 99.9% true, apparently [that is just an approximation])

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See, I told you I was talkative. Congratulations! You made it to the bottom of my page! (and survived)