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Hi and welcome. I hope you enjoy this. :)

When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it,he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army!

15 ways 2 get kicked out of Walmart ~ This would be SO fun to do! XD

1 ~ Wander through the store dressed all in black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream, "LOOK OUT!!" And push them behind a shelf

2 ~ Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3 ~ Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" Once the cashier tells you the price.

4 ~ Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some 'musical devices'.

5 ~ When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream, "THE VOICES!! THEY'RE BACK!!"

6 ~ Start a fish stick fight.

7 ~ Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream, "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8 ~ { This requires a friend } Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!"

9 ~ Walk up to an employee and murmur, "Code red in Aisle 3." And see what they do.

10 ~ Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor.

11 ~ Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

12 ~ Throw confetti on random people walking into the store and scream, "CONFETTI!"

13 ~ Whisper, "I know your 'little secret.'" to people in the checkout line.

14 ~ Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.

15 ~ Pass this on to make some

one smile!

You can copy it if you want, I won't mind ^_^

I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied,"This much." And stretched His arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% wont do it. When He was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for him. That's sad.

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PUT THIS STORY ON YOUR PAGE!!!!

A teenage girl age about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t put this on their page! So plz put this on your page! God is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you...

no matter how bad everything seems, there is always hope. I have hope in Jesus because i cant tell the future, but He can. He knows exactly what u need and what ur going through and He's always there for u. He always loves u and He wants u to know he's there. He's just waiting for u. So go on... talk to him. It will make ur day brighter. Guaranteed. :)

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