LAZY RULES OF LIFE~

THE FARTHER AWAY THE REMOTE IS, THE MORE U LIKE WHAT IS ALREADY ON TV .

DON'T CHARGE UR PHONE TILL IT SAYS 5% REMAINING

IF U SPILL WATER, IT WILL EVENTUALLY DRY...

I'LL TELL U LATER!

IF U HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE, IT IS NOT WORTH THE ENERGY

SCREW THE "TERMS AND CONDITIONS".JUST PRESS ACCEPT.

IF IT IS NOT ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE,IT DOESN'T EXIST.

WHY MAKE UR BED WHEN UR GONNA GET IN IT AGAIN...

IF U R LATE..DON'T GO

IF U DROP AND ICE CUBE...JUST KICK IT UNDER THE FRIDGE.

You can read this if you have a strong mind. 

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