15 ways 2 get kicked
out of Walmart ~ This would be SO fun to do! XD
1 ~ Wander through the
store dressed all in black
with a fake walkie-talkie humming
the Mission Impossible
theme. When someone asks what
you're doing, scream, "LOOK OUT!!"
And push them behind a
shelf
2 ~ Pass out bananas
to random people and snicker
loudly after they take
one.
3 ~ Buy 350 packets of
tuna and scream, "THIS CAN'T
BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO
PUT SOME BACK!!" Once
the cashier tells you the
price.
4 ~ Walk around
looking confused in the CD section and
ask someone where you can
find some 'musical
devices'.
5 ~ When the
announcer-thing comes on, throw
yourself on the floor and scream, "THE
VOICES!! THEY'RE
BACK!!"
6 ~ Start a fish stick
fight.
7 ~ Walk up to random people
and give them giant bear
hugs. Then scream, "I MISSED
YA, MAN!!"
8 ~ { This requires a
friend } Jump in a cart and have a
friend push you around screaming, "The
British are
coming!!"
9 ~ Walk up to an
employee and murmur, "Code red in
Aisle 3." And see what they
do.
10 ~ Start laughing hysterically
and rolling on the
floor.
11 ~ Attempt to fly
off a high shelf.
12 ~ Throw confetti on
random people walking into
the store and scream, "CONFETTI!"
13 ~ Whisper, "I know
your 'little secret.'" to people in
the checkout line.
14 ~ Stand inside the
freezer at the frozen food
section.
15 ~ Pass
this on to make some
one smile