EmeraldGemm's profile

Hey so I know this is kind of but I’d really appreciate if this image could be spread as much as possible bc this stuffed animal is my fav comfort item and I haven’t seen him in over a year, so please take a sec to share, I’d really appreciate it! Also please message me if you find him, he really means a lot to me. Also I lost him in Michigan! Specifically in the car of someone who I only met when she drove me home from my friends house… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi! I'm a 15 year old pansexual demiromantic girl from Michigan

check out my deviantart!- [removed]nicTemp();

I like

- Anime ( my favorites are Dragon Maid, Parasyte, Attack on Titan, Black Butler, Madoka Magica, Re: Zero, Wolf Children, and Blend-S.)

- Scary stories/creepypasta

- Food

- Drawing

- Books (my favs are the Clan of the Cave Bear and Little House on the Prairie series.)

- Animals (I have a dog, a cat, and two ball pythons, my sister has two guinea pigs.)

- MEMES

- age regression (not kink)

- My fav color is pink!

- I love musicals, I can't afford to see them live tho T~T. I love Heathers and Hamilton!

- I have autism, inattentive ADHD, social anxiety, and minor depression.

Here's some of my fav drawings!

Pink diamond and her pearl by emeraldgemm

Mlp oc redesign (Skysketcher) by emeraldgemm

DNI if you're a TERF, SWERF, MAP, age regression kink, or an LGBT+ phobe =)

I thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP I coulda dropped my croissant

Happy christhums. It's chrismah. Merry crisis. merry chrysler

Hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla

Get to del taco they got a new thing called freesha- freeshavacado

It's an avacado thanks

mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

It is Wednesday my dudes AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I said whoever threw that paper. your mom's a hoe

Look at all those chickens

Hi welcome to Chili's

Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKK

I wanna be a cowboy baby

Hey I'm lesbian, I thought you were American

Suh dude, ah suh dude, ahaha, aha suh dude, ahaha

girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Country boy I love you bLeuaaHHHuhh

Mom I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag, WAAWAGHA lipstick in my valentino white bag?!?!

When there's too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk aWAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAY

I'm in me mums car vroom vroom, Get out me car, Aw

A potato flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made

YoU FrickIN FRiCks, When wilL You LEarn, wHEn Will yOu LeArn, THat YoUR AcTIoNS HAvE CoNsEqUeNcEs

My name Jeff

Later mom, What's up me and my boys are going to see uncle cracker, Give me my hat back Jordan, do you want to go see uncle cracker or no

Hi my name's Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow

It's frickin bats, I love Halloween

That was legitness, yeah it was

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

And they were roommates, Oh my god they were roommates

Happy birthday Raven! I can't swim

You can't sit with us, Actually Megan I can't sit anywhere I have Hemorrhoids

There's only one thing worse than a rapist, A child, No

Zach, Stop, Zach stop you're gonna get in trouble, Zach

Oh my god oh my god he on x games mode

On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. arooo

Road work ahead, uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

Hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down, the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less

If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise you're hand

When i leave, you wanna keep, doing this, but when I come around, you don't wanna, post up

I want a church girl, who go to church, and read her bible

I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I smell like beeeeeeef

Go ahead and introduce yourself, My name is Micheal with a b and I've been afraid of insects my entire, Stop stop stop where, Hmmm?, Where's the b, There's a beee?

You're disrespecting, you're dis respecting a futre U.S. army soldier

I think I, I think I know more about american girl dolls than you do genius

we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed, whatchu gon do, whatchu gon do

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED, No this is a crayon, I'M CALLING THE POLICE, 911 what's your emergency

MARY IS THAT A POLICE I'M CALLING THE WEED, 420 whatcha smokin

Two shots of vodka *glugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglug*

How do you know what's good for me, that's my opinION

Hey, I think you're really cool, I like you alot, maybe we can hang out, or something

Did you wash the dishes? I thought you wanted to do that, mhhhmhmhmhhmm, You were wrong

My friends and I love this dance called the nae nae, and so, whenever we hit it, it's pretty crazy :0

Who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had, Um I never went to oovo javer

You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out

Don't even know which way the quiznos is

Psst what

I'm quitting vine because somebody commented on a post saying I look like a piece of broccoli so goodbye forever

Stop saying I look like chicken little he's dumb, and he's a coward, and I am not a coward

okay, you know what you're in time out get on top of the fridge get up there, This house is a f*cking nightmare

You know whet I'm about to say it, I don't care that you broke your elbow

Marleen yur speech was so good, Oh cause like I didn't even like try it was just like improv, oh my god why can't you just take the freakin compliment

Hi okay

Dude are you five, Yeah five inches deep in your mom

Well when life gives you lemons

I figured out a way to um record without any hands, you do have to be a boy though I'll figure out something for the girls in a lil bit

Dad look it's the good kush, This is the dollar store how good can it be

Hey how much you pay for that taco, Ey yeah you know what it is boy's got his free taco

Guess what i'm eating popcoooooorn

Can I get a waffle, Can I please get a waffle

Sounds like something she'd say, Heuheuheuheuheuheuheuh, I like that laugh heuhheuheuheu

I don't need friends, they disappoint me

Yo what're about to do, Drink this vodka down the hatch

Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday hahah, so now I take , adderall hahah

SKZAA, Is-is it is it real

Look at those bumps you got egzma, I got what, You got egzma

My mom said if I don't get my grades up she's not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year, That's weird what are you gonna do, F*cking study I guess

You know what, I love myself, even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself

Have y'all tried these, boys hot

I'm just chilling, in Cedar rapids

And after that he said I with you were never born and that's why I don't go home for thanksgiving anymore, anyways can I get a double cheeseburger

Achoo, Nice ron, I sneezed oh I'm not allowed to sneeze

I mean, four female ghost busters, the feminists are taking over, I'm an adult virgin

Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and i'm your freestyle dance instructor

look at this graph

Can you guys say Colorado, I'm a giraffe

Do it for the vine, I aint gon do it, do it for the vine,i aint gon do it, do it for the vine, i gon do it

Does it feel good? AH

wait oh yes wait a minute mr. postman, eeeehhhhaaaaeeehhhh